Ass

clown
A silly old joke for Friday:
The Master of Quick Wit & Repartee’s brother goes to the circus and sits on the front row. The clowns have an act including a pantomime horse or ass. One of the clowns challenges the Master of Quick Wit & Repartee’s brother.
“Are you the front end of an ass?”
The Master of Quick Wit & Repartee’s brother says “No.”
So the clown asks “Are you the back end of an ass?”
The Master of Quick Wit & Repartee’s brother says “No.”
And the clown shouts “Then you’re no end of an ass!” The crowd find this very funny but the Master of Quick Wit & Repartee’s brother is upset and embarrassed.
So the Master of Quick Wit & Repartee’s brother goes to see his brother, the Master of Quick Wit & Repartee, and relates the tale of how he was humiliated at the hands of the clown. The Master of Quick Wit & Repartee is sympathetic and resolves to exact revenge on behalf of his brother.
So the next evening finds the Master of Quick Wit & Repartee in the same seat on the front row. Again, the clowns enter the ring with their pantomime ass, and similarly challenge the Master of Quick Wit & Repartee.
“Are you the front end of an ass?”
The Master of Quick Wit & Repartee says “No.”
So the clown asks “Are you the back end of an ass?”
The Master of Quick Wit & Repartee says “No.”
And the clown shouts “Then you’re no end of an ass!” As the previous evening, the crowd love the joke and roar with laughter at the Master of Quick Wit & Repartee.
But the Master of Quick Wit & Repartee says “Fuck off, you red-nosed bastard!”

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About micklively

Fifty-something, pacifist, six sigma black belt, lean implementer, brewer, vintner, guitarist, wood-turner, and slave to collies.
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